Monday, January 28, 2013

Naughty Naptime

During the past two weeks, the period of the day that should be naptime has become mostly talk-to-self-in-crib-incessantly time. And on six of those days, I have opened the bedroom door to find a naked baby with either a wet mattress or a poop-filled diaper that has been, um, examined.


She put her knee and her foot in the poop,
then tracked it around the crib mattress.
Poor cheer bear was a victim too.

This time, she had poop on the tip of her finger
and nowhere else. She was anxious for me
to clean off her finger.
 Oh, the joys of motherhood. It could be worse. I mean, at least she's not scooping it in her hands and spreading it all over the crib and the walls, right? *knocks on wood*

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